Comments on: 336

By: Andy

Andy — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 23:09:14 +0000

I haz dreamz of cheez… I wonda y…

By: Kristen

Kristen — Fri, 24 Aug 2012 00:01:49 +0000

My dogs really were barking

By: Js87

Js87 — Sun, 29 Apr 2012 23:55:02 +0000

“Rough life. My wife kicked me out again.”

By: i'm so sad

i'm so sad — Sun, 01 Jan 2012 23:03:16 +0000

So Welcome in your new bed , my sweety

By: Rubes

Rubes — Sat, 26 Mar 2011 20:48:03 +0000

[choked voice] please. help me. i am stuck. please. no! you don’t understand! my wife and kids are waiting back home! no! don’t leave! come back!!! … ach. poop.

By: me

me — Sat, 22 Jan 2011 04:13:03 +0000

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pls sir, we can all get along, just dont step on me, cmon dude, pls!

By: Crevice

Crevice — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 05:53:15 +0000

I told that old woman and all her kids to “Get out my shoe!”

By: tom

tom — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 20:57:51 +0000

“eat your heart out glass slipper!”

By: nancy

nancy — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 01:00:28 +0000

See, I knew size 8 would fit just right!

By: FBJH

FBJH — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 15:42:18 +0000

SHHHHHHH….im hidin’