I know what you did last night……Surrender this sleeping puppy or I will lead your girlfriend straight to the porno and vaseline under your bed!
Evil Looking Puppy: I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD ! MUAHAHAHA Sleeping Puppy: Shhh, I’m trying to sleep. Evil Looking Puppy: Oh, sorry *whispers* I will take over the world. <33
Earlier that day..: ”But Mom! I want it! (at the supermarket, looking at toy.) ”No.” Now: ”There, there, my little puppy, maybe for christmas!”
Dogs language: dont even think about getting near my friend here cuz i will rip your throat out Humans hear: yip yip yip arf arf
I WILL eat your loved one…..
still sad
:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(
I know what you did last night……Surrender this sleeping puppy or I will lead your girlfriend straight to the porno and vaseline under your bed!
BRAINS!
Don’t worry about it. I promise I won’t tell
Sexy can i
Don’t worry I won’t take long, you don’t even need to wake up………
Look at my new squiky toy!
Ha that is so funny its like mom I wanna sleep with you
this is stupid picture and the dogs are ugly by:portuguese?
t have captured d ugly dog mission accomplished
Quit taking pictures. We’re trying to sleep here!
Now tell me…where did you put mah squeeky toy?
Aha! Now tell me…where is my squeeky toy???
give me a snack and nobody gets hurt.
do you think this will just magicly make me happy?!!!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? WELL IT DIDNT!!!
don’t you even think of laying a hand on my sleeping pal.
Evil Looking Puppy: I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD ! MUAHAHAHA
Sleeping Puppy: Shhh, I’m trying to sleep.
Evil Looking Puppy: Oh, sorry *whispers* I will take over the world.
<33
You are mine now…moah haha moah moah
i love my new buddy. my buddy!!!
Earlier that day..:
”But Mom! I want it!
(at the supermarket, looking at toy.)
”No.”
Now:
”There, there, my little puppy, maybe for christmas!”
Bro. you smell kinda funny.
jack nicholson reincarnated…
psssssss hey hey hey hey YO WAT UP [otherdog]
its 3.00 in te moring leave me alone [mone]
hey can i have ur pillow
she is giving her sister a gud nite kiss. shame on you evil minded guys.
Look, I don’t want any trouble. Just give me the toy!
Tjus is cute it stops me from crying a bit…
Dogs language: dont even think about getting near my friend here cuz i will rip your throat out
Humans hear: yip yip yip arf arf
MUAH!
Time for a killing spree.
Still makes me sad…where is my beer.