wot?? I wants dis cookee, oh-kay? now leave me alone while I eats it
Clever
Our top story tonight: Easter Bunny steals Santa’s cookies. Toothfairy on guard.
lea
yoink!
Tina
Do I have something in my teeth?…
Sad Person
It’s not what it looks like!
debra
I will start my diet tomorrow. Just one cookie, I promise no one will ever notice it.
xj
i don’t have cookies…=[
tay
awe. thats so cute!
but i still dont feel any better :[
ianz
it’s cookie monster gone incognito
Andie
nom nom nom
Blah blah
THIS ISN’T CHOCOLATE CHIP!!!! WHERE IS MY CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE??
alykat
im steelin som ur foodz k thx bai
Random dude.
Oh no… NO NO… i wasn’t the one who stole the 23 cookies you baked this morning…. *Cough* oh crap
CHECK OUT THE DOG!!
-runs away-
Made up name
I want to cut myself and these stupid picture are not helping plus im really flipping drunk yay
Tom
Nummn umm unummm n mmmm.
hamsta
(gulp) i didnt steal no (munch munch)cookie
Mariko
Oh, what? No, I’m not wearing a white turtleneck sweater. That’s just my fat roll.
lina
I’m afraid i’ll never love or be loved again
Rebekah
What? I was just borrowing it!
FBJH
That is the cutest fugliest thing in the WORLD
luc is my bff fefefl bbbfbffbfb
jp
Me no Cookie Monster! Me no have googly eyes, see? Me have cute, beady eyes! Me Bugsy Bunny! Err…What’s up, doc? …Look! Behind you! a snuffy! …Arramnyamnyamnyam! *Slurp!*
Bloom
Oh yes, Aunt Betty! These fat free, sugar free, taste free cookies are hard to say no to. Oh God. Just chew, smile and make yum sounds.
Steph.
You weren’t supposed to see this…..Shhh, just let it be.
Tiffani
I’ll just uhh, grab myself a cookie!
ash
i want cookie give me cookie 🙂
kcp
Got milk?
aeo
don’t mind if i do!
Elle
Nuts i’m spotted or
Stay very still and maybe they won’t know i’m here
kayle
im gunna grab the cookie and… runnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!
Paul
“Don’t worry–it’s a fair trade–one cookie for five rabbit turds in your slippers.”
Marion
Thinks: “Oh Snap!”….MINE!
drake
put it back you F****** thief!!!
kaylajf
uhhhhh…what r u doing home so early?
vxcfsd
ummm…..its not wut u think………ur dreaming
funnybunny
FREE SAMPLES!!! WOO HOO!!!
juanita curiel
That is a very life-like sock puppet.
Jack
I am the king of stealth, you can’t see me muahaha
Justin
What u looking at louis?
A Stray Fox
If you wants help yourself, I can’t finish all these by myself.
meh
cooookie?
Lupe
I hope, they won’t notice…..
Gaby
What?! A bunny’s got to eat.
alex
they wont suspect a thing….
Merp
Don’t mind if I do…
Josh
Can’t keep my mouth out the cookie jar
Astrokitten13
Don’t hurt bunny! Bunny bake wu cookies! See?!
Clownseed
cookies? i don’t know what youre talking about. srsly
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