Would living in someones SANDALS count!?
Finally some sleep, no one will find me here
See, I knew size 8 would fit just right!
“eat your heart out glass slipper!”
I told that old woman and all her kids to “Get out my shoe!”
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pls sir, we can all get along, just dont step on me, cmon dude, pls!
[choked voice] please. help me. i am stuck. please. no! you don’t understand! my wife and kids are waiting back home! no! don’t leave! come back!!! … ach. poop.
So Welcome in your new bed , my sweety
“Rough life. My wife kicked me out again.”
My dogs really were barking
I haz dreamz of cheez… I wonda y…
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