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21 responses to “282”

1. 

   Jessica

   Maybe if I play dead, the cat won’t come back and hurt me!

   

   
2. 

   John

   How long are they gonna keep me on hold ?

   

   
3. 

   Sue

   Light as a feather, stiff as a board
   Light as a feather, stiff as a board…

   

   
4. 

   Zezrs

   I has b0ner.

   

   
5. 

   Kat

   Is it a lake or is the couch blue… not sure, I’ll plank it just in case!

   

   
6. 

   layla

   life is so bad i am always the last 1 who got luck i am sad all my friends them lifez r gettin gud n me no n i dont like to be jealous but….

   

   
7. 

   Ovii

   Please! don’t sit on me, don’t sit on me >.<

   

   
8. 

   gia

   “i might not be blue… but i think im doing a good job camouflaging SO FORTH WITH MY PLAN OF KILLING THE BOX THAT TALKS :3”

   

   
9. 

   omar

   Tim the dog had way to many drinks and his buddies thought it would be funny to take naked pics while he was out cold…poor Tim.

   

   
10. 

    the dog catcher

    okay ill play dead for ya

    

    
11. 

    john canada

    powered down…

    

    
12. 

    landwaster

    morning wood

    

    
13. 

    Marcella

    they always get a kick out of this 1

    

    
14. 

    Deni

    Push ups..

    

    
15. 

    latinangel

    Should I start from the beginning?
    Therapist: Sure, let’s start there :/

    (Couldn’t top Sue-best!!)

    

    
16. 

    Neil

    First time ever for me. Look even my ears have gone stiff

    

    
17. 

    Az Rocks

    I am secure with myself.

    

    
18. 

    bri

    gah..there were just so many girls…

    

    
19. 

    Rawan

    Ohhh I’m full!

    

    
20. 

    Christina

    Chillax bro….just sleep it off…

    

    
21. 

    Katie

    I’m not tired, I’m not tired…..snore…