wot?? I wants dis cookee, oh-kay? now leave me alone while I eats it
Clever
Our top story tonight: Easter Bunny steals Santa’s cookies. Toothfairy on guard.
lea
yoink!
Tina
Do I have something in my teeth?…
Sad Person
It’s not what it looks like!
debra
I will start my diet tomorrow. Just one cookie, I promise no one will ever notice it.
xj
i don’t have cookies…=[
tay
awe. thats so cute!
but i still dont feel any better :[
ianz
it’s cookie monster gone incognito
Andie
nom nom nom
Blah blah
THIS ISN’T CHOCOLATE CHIP!!!! WHERE IS MY CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE??
alykat
im steelin som ur foodz k thx bai
Random dude.
Oh no… NO NO… i wasn’t the one who stole the 23 cookies you baked this morning…. *Cough* oh crap
CHECK OUT THE DOG!!
-runs away-
Made up name
I want to cut myself and these stupid picture are not helping plus im really flipping drunk yay
Tom
Nummn umm unummm n mmmm.
hamsta
(gulp) i didnt steal no (munch munch)cookie
Mariko
Oh, what? No, I’m not wearing a white turtleneck sweater. That’s just my fat roll.
lina
I’m afraid i’ll never love or be loved again
Rebekah
What? I was just borrowing it!
FBJH
That is the cutest fugliest thing in the WORLD
luc is my bff fefefl bbbfbffbfb
jp
Me no Cookie Monster! Me no have googly eyes, see? Me have cute, beady eyes! Me Bugsy Bunny! Err…What’s up, doc? …Look! Behind you! a snuffy! …Arramnyamnyamnyam! *Slurp!*
Bloom
Oh yes, Aunt Betty! These fat free, sugar free, taste free cookies are hard to say no to. Oh God. Just chew, smile and make yum sounds.
Steph.
You weren’t supposed to see this…..Shhh, just let it be.
Tiffani
I’ll just uhh, grab myself a cookie!
ash
i want cookie give me cookie π
kcp
Got milk?
aeo
don’t mind if i do!
Elle
Nuts i’m spotted or
Stay very still and maybe they won’t know i’m here
kayle
im gunna grab the cookie and… runnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!
Paul
“Don’t worry–it’s a fair trade–one cookie for five rabbit turds in your slippers.”
Marion
Thinks: “Oh Snap!”….MINE!
drake
put it back you F****** thief!!!
kaylajf
uhhhhh…what r u doing home so early?
vxcfsd
ummm…..its not wut u think………ur dreaming
funnybunny
FREE SAMPLES!!! WOO HOO!!!
juanita curiel
That is a very life-like sock puppet.
Jack
I am the king of stealth, you can’t see me muahaha
Justin
What u looking at louis?
A Stray Fox
If you wants help yourself, I can’t finish all these by myself.
meh
cooookie?
Lupe
I hope, they won’t notice…..
Gaby
What?! A bunny’s got to eat.
alex
they wont suspect a thing….
Merp
Don’t mind if I do…
Josh
Can’t keep my mouth out the cookie jar
Astrokitten13
Don’t hurt bunny! Bunny bake wu cookies! See?!
Clownseed
cookies? i don’t know what youre talking about. srsly
Zezrs
Every second that you waste on this website is a second closer to dying.
It’s not like you have anything to live for, that’s why you are here.
guy
nomnomnom
jfksdlds
I WANT A ****in COOKIE!
lin
What cookie? How’d that get there?
someone
u dont see anything im a figment of ur imagination ok ok dont hurt me!!!!!!!!
Zezrs
hehehehehehe
Zezrs
Sorry bout that. Im the ****in retard. That was $#!+ wat i said. **ck me
Kate
Mother to child: Now you go to your room for 10 minutes, and think about why you shouldn’t lie!
Mother to self: (The bunny ate the cookies, 5 years old and already lying, what’s a mother to do?)
Robin
i didnt do it!?!
JamesAweSumSauce
So..this is what the cookie monster turns into when he doesn’t get his cookies..
Wyrley
“U cannot see me”
Chelsea Rose
oh…i suppose i’ll put this back now
Blohm
k im juss sayin. but i googled im sad. I didnt google a bunny eating cookies. Thanks for dropping the ball google search engine… thanks.. XD
Luke
“Tricking Aunt Millie into thinking that I preferred vegetables was a sound strategy,” Frost thought, twitching her nose with satisfaction.
Aligator
“Whoa!..hey…uh…whats’up?”
Hey
No one will ever nocice..right?BLECH!This is oatmeal!
dani
ninja moves. they’ll never know π
person
Uh.. just one? PLEEASE? they’ll NEVER notice!
lauren d.
NOM NOMS!!
hehheheheheh
ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKs LIKE
Laraaa
YOU DIDN’T SEE ANYTHING
eh
I stealed it.
MYSTERIOUS PERSON
MAH COOKIE! Dont u dare steel it even though i steeled it from u!
Siobhan
are we meant to leave cookies and milk out for the easter bunny now?
cez
No. Really. This cookie is mine…(whisper)kinda.
PuNcK RoCk PrInCeSs
heycarrots get boring cookies give me a lil kik y all carots do is giv me the toots
ewb
hehehe he’ll never know the
revenge
Captain Caption
I thought these cookies were bitesize…
Kitty
Hey! We don’t stare when ur eatin a carrot soooo…yea, move along nothing to see here.
Crystal
I’ll be going now…
Blah.
I’ll just have one… maybe another… and another….
Oh no! They’re all gone π
Oi, Bob. Go get some more cookies! And a cup o’ tea would be nice too.
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