116 Captions

1. 

   Jessica:

   who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?

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2. 

   Leanne:

   …mine?

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3. 

   Tammy:

   Oh sheds! I’ve been caught!

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4. 

   brittany:

   wot?? I wants dis cookee, oh-kay? now leave me alone while I eats it

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5. 

   Clever:

   Our top story tonight: Easter Bunny steals Santa’s cookies. Toothfairy on guard.

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6. 

   lea:

   yoink!

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7. 

   Tina:

   Do I have something in my teeth?…

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8. 

   Sad Person:

   It’s not what it looks like!

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9. 

   debra:

   I will start my diet tomorrow. Just one cookie, I promise no one will ever notice it.

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10. 

    xj:

    i don’t have cookies…=[

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11. 

    tay:

    awe. thats so cute!
    but i still dont feel any better :[

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12. 

    ianz:

    it’s cookie monster gone incognito

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13. 

    Andie:

    nom nom nom

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14. 

    Blah blah:

    THIS ISN’T CHOCOLATE CHIP!!!! WHERE IS MY CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE??

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15. 

    alykat:

    im steelin som ur foodz k thx bai

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16. 

    Random dude.:

    Oh no… NO NO… i wasn’t the one who stole the 23 cookies you baked this morning…. *Cough* oh crap
    CHECK OUT THE DOG!!
    -runs away-

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17. 

    Made up name:

    I want to cut myself and these stupid picture are not helping plus im really flipping drunk yay

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18. 

    Tom:

    Nummn umm unummm n mmmm.

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19. 

    hamsta:

    (gulp) i didnt steal no (munch munch)cookie

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20. 

    Mariko:

    Oh, what? No, I’m not wearing a white turtleneck sweater. That’s just my fat roll.

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21. 

    lina:

    I’m afraid i’ll never love or be loved again

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22. 

    Rebekah:

    What? I was just borrowing it!

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23. 

    FBJH:

    That is the cutest fugliest thing in the WORLD

    luc is my bff fefefl bbbfbffbfb

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24. 

    jp:

    Me no Cookie Monster! Me no have googly eyes, see? Me have cute, beady eyes! Me Bugsy Bunny! Err…What’s up, doc? …Look! Behind you! a snuffy! …Arramnyamnyamnyam! *Slurp!*

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25. 

    Bloom:

    Oh yes, Aunt Betty! These fat free, sugar free, taste free cookies are hard to say no to. Oh God. Just chew, smile and make yum sounds.

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26. 

    Steph.:

    You weren’t supposed to see this…..Shhh, just let it be.

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27. 

    Tiffani:

    I’ll just uhh, grab myself a cookie!

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28. 

    ash:

    i want cookie give me cookie

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29. 

    kcp:

    Got milk?

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30. 

    aeo:

    don’t mind if i do!

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31. 

    Elle:

    Nuts i’m spotted or
    Stay very still and maybe they won’t know i’m here

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32. 

    kayle:

    im gunna grab the cookie and… runnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!

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33. 

    Paul:

    “Don’t worry–it’s a fair trade–one cookie for five rabbit turds in your slippers.”

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34. 

    Marion:

    Thinks: “Oh Snap!”….MINE!

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35. 

    drake:

    put it back you F****** thief!!!

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36. 

    kaylajf:

    uhhhhh…what r u doing home so early?

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37. 

    vxcfsd:

    ummm…..its not wut u think………ur dreaming

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38. 

    funnybunny:

    FREE SAMPLES!!! WOO HOO!!!

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39. 

    juanita curiel:

    That is a very life-like sock puppet.

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40. 

    Jack:

    I am the king of stealth, you can’t see me muahaha

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41. 

    Justin:

    What u looking at louis?

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42. 

    A Stray Fox:

    If you wants help yourself, I can’t finish all these by myself.

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43. 

    meh:

    cooookie?

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44. 

    Lupe:

    I hope, they won’t notice…..

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45. 

    Gaby:

    What?! A bunny’s got to eat.

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46. 

    alex:

    they wont suspect a thing….

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47. 

    Merp:

    Don’t mind if I do…

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48. 

    Josh:

    Can’t keep my mouth out the cookie jar

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49. 

    Astrokitten13:

    Don’t hurt bunny! Bunny bake wu cookies! See?!

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50. 

    Clownseed:

    cookies? i don’t know what youre talking about. srsly

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51. 

    Zezrs:

    Every second that you waste on this website is a second closer to dying.
    It’s not like you have anything to live for, that’s why you are here.

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52. 

    guy:

    nomnomnom

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53. 

    jfksdlds:

    I WANT A ****in COOKIE!

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54. 

    lin:

    What cookie? How’d that get there?

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55. 

    someone:

    u dont see anything im a figment of ur imagination ok ok dont hurt me!!!!!!!!

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56. 

    Zezrs:

    hehehehehehe

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57. 

    Zezrs:

    Sorry bout that. Im the ****in retard. That was $#!+ wat i said. **ck me

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58. 

    Kate:

    Mother to child: Now you go to your room for 10 minutes, and think about why you shouldn’t lie!
    Mother to self: (The bunny ate the cookies, 5 years old and already lying, what’s a mother to do?)

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59. 

    Robin:

    i didnt do it!?!

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60. 

    JamesAweSumSauce:

    So..this is what the cookie monster turns into when he doesn’t get his cookies..

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61. 

    Wyrley:

    “U cannot see me”

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62. 

    Chelsea Rose:

    oh…i suppose i’ll put this back now

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63. 

    Blohm:

    k im juss sayin. but i googled im sad. I didnt google a bunny eating cookies. Thanks for dropping the ball google search engine… thanks.. XD

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64. 

    Luke:

    “Tricking Aunt Millie into thinking that I preferred vegetables was a sound strategy,” Frost thought, twitching her nose with satisfaction.

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65. 

    Aligator:

    “Whoa!..hey…uh…whats’up?”

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66. 

    Hey:

    No one will ever nocice..right?BLECH!This is oatmeal!

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67. 

    dani:

    ninja moves. they’ll never know

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68. 

    person:

    Uh.. just one? PLEEASE? they’ll NEVER notice!

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69. 

    lauren d.:

    NOM NOMS!!

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70. 

    hehheheheheh:

    ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKs LIKE

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71. 

    Laraaa:

    YOU DIDN’T SEE ANYTHING

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72. 

    eh:

    I stealed it.

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73. 

    MYSTERIOUS PERSON:

    MAH COOKIE! Dont u dare steel it even though i steeled it from u!

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74. 

    Siobhan:

    are we meant to leave cookies and milk out for the easter bunny now?

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75. 

    cez:

    No. Really. This cookie is mine…(whisper)kinda.

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76. 

    PuNcK RoCk PrInCeSs:

    heycarrots get boring cookies give me a lil kik y all carots do is giv me the toots

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77. 

    ewb:

    hehehe he’ll never know the
    revenge

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78. 

    Captain Caption:

    I thought these cookies were bitesize…

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79. 

    Kitty:

    Hey! We don’t stare when ur eatin a carrot soooo…yea, move along nothing to see here.

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80. 

    Crystal:

    I’ll be going now…

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81. 

    Blah.:

    I’ll just have one… maybe another… and another….

    Oh no! They’re all gone

    Oi, Bob. Go get some more cookies! And a cup o’ tea would be nice too.

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82. 

    Alie:

    *sneak, sneak, sneak*
    *reach table*
    *head up*
    *grab cookie*
    AHHHHHHH, THEY SAW ME!!!!

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83. 

    boingo:

    BUSTED!!!!!!

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84. 

    Itay:

    What do you looking at?!

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85. 

    waffletime:

    That’s why they call ME the cookie monster. Nom.

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86. 

    Rubes:

    you try and take away my cookies and i’ll make sure the rest of your meals are raisin flavoured. that is a threat.

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87. 

    Jammel:

    Heh Heh Heh…April Fools Santa…you just wait until December when you see your plate’s empty.

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88. 

    Devon:

    Haha!Yum Yum.I love me some cookies!

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89. 

    calypsorose:

    never trust a rabbit

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90. 

    :D:

    shhhhh, dont tell me master…

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91. 

    James:

    Uhhhh… I can explain!

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92. 

    Kovax:

    Uhhh… hello?

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93. 

    hello:

    carrots are borning lets try somethink new !

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94. 

    The Awesome:

    I bringded some cookies for youz but i eateded some. i sowry.

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95. 

    ImDepresed:

    dis is for SANTA!

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96. 

    Ciara:

    “hi?”

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97. 

    Joker:

    Cookiezzz!!!!

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98. 

    Laura:

    …and I’ve been eating carrots all this time?!?

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99. 

    saddness:

    I love how the cookie is bigger than the rabits’ head!!

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100. 

     the dog catcher:

     hehe ima cookie stealer

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101. 

     eeyore:

     dude – we had a deal, i give you my ears, you give me your cookie, now back off!

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102. 

     Allexiss:

     COOKIES! omnommmmnommm! yusss!

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103. 

     Diana:

     Dont worry I was going to give it back.

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104. 

     JLNgo:

     It’s MINE!!! I need it!!! Gotta have it!!!

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105. 

     Marieke:

     If you eatz a cookie and nobosy seez it, it haz no caloriez

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106. 

     Rita:

     HAHA love it

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107. 

     gagsy:

     i want one too…..

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108. 

     Jared:

     Mike, Start the car.

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109. 

     Cathie:

     whatcha looking at…. It was the other guy

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110. 

     Soon 2 b dead:

     Where’s the cat

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111. 

     awesome:

     Touch my cookies and the finger comes off.

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112. 

     Phil:

     hope nobody saw me.

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113. 

     Doc Doggy:

     NIce makes a change from corrots and water

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114. 

     funnygirl900:

     Bunny: ITS MINE NOW SUCKA!
     Owner:*stares*

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115. 

     NGZ:

     -rabbit:Umm, I’m human, I swear I am actually human- -Human:…..- -rabbit: Ill just take it now and leave-

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116. 

     :P:

     I wasn’t here

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